Now honey, if you're lookin' for a shirt that screams "Lord help us, Grandma's at it again," this T-SHIRT is callin' your name!

👕 Front Design:
Right smack dab on the front is a heartwarming (and slightly hilarious) image of Grandma sittin' in her favorite chair, needles clickin’ away faster than gossip at Sunday service. Right by her side? Her trusty ol’ dog, bless his patient little heart, wearin' a ridiculous but adorable hat that Grandma just finished knittin'. You can tell by the look on his face... he’s been through some things.

And to tie it all together, splashed across the top, in a charming, slightly frazzled font, it says:
"SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE THE NEEDLES"
Because let’s face it — at this rate, the whole town's gonna be wearin' KNITTED socks by the end of the week.

👕 Vibe:
This comfy, flattering v-neck is perfect for cozy nights, craft fairs, or just struttin’ through the grocery store like the legend you are. It’s got just enough sass to make Grandma proud.



• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!