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Well, darlin', let me paint you a picture of these here shoes. They're tall and proud, standin' up like a field of corn in the summer breeze. Made of canvas like a good ol' country quilt, and right there, smack dab in the middle, they're boastin' somethin' fierce. "I am a woman, what's your superpowers?"  It's like wearin' your confidence right on your feet, struttin' like a Southern belle at a county fair. So when you slip 'em on, you ain't just walkin', you're makin' a statement that'll turn heads and raise eyebrows from here to the Mississippi delta..

• 100% polyester canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• Padded collar, lace-up front
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.